cameron promises to bring back hunt-the-cunt “next year, if not sooner”

David Cameron, cheered on by supporters, today made it clear that his government will reintroduce hunt-the-cunt, “wherever there are communities of sportsmen, ready and able to lend a hand. The British people,” he told them. “Have had enough of the politically correct, hell bent on eroding our freedoms.” “Take a beautiful spring morning, the smell […]

Read More cameron promises to bring back hunt-the-cunt “next year, if not sooner”

Panicking Cameron tries to tell Mancunians, “Scotland called your ma a slag”

In a move even his own backbenchers described as “desperate and pathetic”, on-the-ropes Prime Minister David Cameron addressed a crowd of supporters in Manchester yesterday, telling them, that Scotland hated them and that he had personally heard Scotland calling their mother a fat slag and a stupid old bitch. “Don’t let them move their border […]

Read More Panicking Cameron tries to tell Mancunians, “Scotland called your ma a slag”

Gove the Impaler to replace ‘human rights’ act with suicide notes for all

Michael Gove, the new Justice Minister has pledged to sweep away Europe’s outdated ‘human rights’ act with a responsive twenty-first century system of suicide notes. Under new legislation, members of the public will be required to carry with them a short letter, bidding farewell to families and friends and explaining that the pressures of life […]

Read More Gove the Impaler to replace ‘human rights’ act with suicide notes for all

typical girls – the slits

From ‘Wrecking ball’ to dollgate – our plucky unionist press have heroically tried to share the information Scotland needs in order to not embarrass ourselves at the polling booths next week. Of course, with Nigel Fromage dictating conservative strategy and David Cameron dictating labour’s, the generification of UK politics is almost complete. Remember, neither Cameron […]

Read More typical girls – the slits