very friendly – throbbing gristle

Things have gone awfully quiet of late on the Yewtree/Fernbridge front. Which is, I suppose, part and parcel of a media traditionally protecting the corrupt establishment they’re part of. Even the hacks who aren’t themselves fucking kids know which side their bread’s buttered. Forty years ago was a whole nother country. The word ‘rape’ was […]

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Pickles set to release rap-aerobics CD

Sir Eric Pickles, the Mountain that rides, announced last night that he’s to commemorate his recent knighthood with a rap-aerobics CD, released tomorrow. “Sir Eric Pickles – a leaner, fitter Britain” features the former MP for Brentwood and Ongar rapping his way through fourteen slices of slammin’ urban jive-fodder, backed by several leading figures from […]

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cameron promises to bring back hunt-the-cunt “next year, if not sooner”

David Cameron, cheered on by supporters, today made it clear that his government will reintroduce hunt-the-cunt, “wherever there are communities of sportsmen, ready and able to lend a hand. The British people,” he told them. “Have had enough of the politically correct, hell bent on eroding our freedoms.” “Take a beautiful spring morning, the smell […]

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