Prime Minister David Cameron, speaking last night to members of the British Association for Destruction, promised ‘more and greater’ hubris for all Britons, English and less-than-English.
“I was,” he told an audience of wailing, defecating imbeciles,” born from hubris, I was brought up on a steady diet of hubris and by God, a reelected me will ram hubris down their unworthy throats.”
Newly elected SNP MP Frank Begbie told us that Scotland’s 56 SNP MPS had no interest whatsoever in hubris and that “guid auld fashioned Scots schadenfreude wid dae us fine, sillycunt.”

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