David Mundell, the new Panda of State for Scotland is said to be ‘delighted’ at the opportunity to face fifty-six angry and armed SNP MPs once a month.
Prime Minister David Cameron said last night that Mundell is one of the party’s brightest and best albino alligators while Ruth Davidson described a by now sobbing Mundell as ‘one of the nicest human shields’ she had ever met.

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