sturgeon vows to press on into northern england.

First minister Nicola Sturgeon, having decisively captured over 99.998% of Scotland’s population, has vowed to push southwards, appearing in selfies with citizens south of the border.

Speaking last night outside the Scottish parliament building, Ms Sturgeon said that she would not rest until every single person in the United Kingdom had appeared in a photograph with her.

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