After a week or so of galloping prevarication, I finally started the revision of the novel I wrote last November. I’ve been staring at it – and it’s been staring into me – for what seems like a long time.

The original plan was to revise the novel I wrote in March/April this year. However on arriving at Colonel Teen Parker’s jakey sanctuary to print it off, I discovered that I hadn’t brought the right files with me. And some people believe it’s boring being an idiot – bollocks! My life’s full of wee surprises, every time I turn around.

So. end of day one and I’m ten percent of the way through it.